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Why aren't you signed up for the 401K? I'd never be able to run that far. Technical people respond to questions in three ways: It is technically impossible (meaning: I don't feel like doing it); It depends (meaning: abandon all hope of a useful answer); The data bits are flexed through a collectimizer which strips the flow-gate arrays into virtual message elements (meaning: I don't know). Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems. When you grow up you'll be put in a container called a cubicle. The bleak oppressiveness will warp your spine and destroy your capacity to feel joy. Luckily you'll have a boss like me to motivate you with something called fear. We've gotten some complaints about your hostile behaviour. At a recent meeting you crossed your arms. That is unacceptable body language.